Workshy bastards both

The reason I've got this bloggy thing, is that 1. I've been meaning to get one for ages 2. I'm kind of getting one at work, but won't be able to use rude words. Bumhole Pissflaps Funt. 3. My housemate got one and is being blatantly funnier than I am. Now, I don't mind him…

I am not alone

I'm very upset to discover I'm no longer the only Kim Plowright in the world. There's one on a school rounders team in Godalming and one who is a parent who helps out at an Australian children's sport centre. Worse than this, one of them beats me on Google. Although nice to see that my…

Pubic Survis Anownsmint

My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places. Oh, just thought of something I should mention. My spelling is not very good. It's not that I'm illiterate, it's just... I wobble. And my head goes faster than my fingers. Please bear with me. Oh, and…

Not in that dress…

Oh look, a second post. Now, usually I skip straight through Atom Film's newsletter. Something about all that heavy HTML and branding makes me go 'big commercial dull dull dull'. Strange how I believe plain text emails more than something with professional polish. But I digress. Something caught my eye for once - it's a…

*Cough*

So here you go. A blog. For me. Finally. Hopefully this will stop me sending so many emails to our departmental junk list. And here's the first thing. Stove Burners. They're beautiful. Welcome to Stoveburner.com